Jokes In Urdu

                                     

1. Char Shadiyan 

  . Wife "Uthein Namaz Parhein lein" FAJAR K TIME NIKLA JA RAHA HE

 .HUSBAND "BOHT NEND ARHE HE QAZA PARHLUGA"

 .WIFE "SHARIYT QAZA NAMAZ SY MANA KRTI HE"

 .HUSBAND "SHARIYT 4 SHADIYAN KRNE KI BHI IJAZAT DETI HE, HAR MARD KO"

WIFE "SOJYN, SOOJYN, ALLAH BARA GAFOOR UR RAHEEM HE'

 2. MASOOM DHAMKI 

. CHOR 1 GHR SY CHORI KR K JARAHA THA TO 1 BCHY KI ANKH KHUL GAI

 .BCHA BOLA  OYE MERA SCHOOL BAIG V LYJA

. NAI TEY MAIN LAGAWAN RULAPAN

 3. Ramzan 

ramzan main yahudi ki pepsi 150 wali 80 rupe main

or musalman ki khajoor 250 wali 500 main .....

 3.  TEACHER OR STUDENT

 . TEACHER HAR INSAN APAS MAIN 1 2RY K HAMDARD HEIN

 . STUDENT PR MISS EXMS MAIN TO AP HAMARE HAM DRD NI BANTI PR KISI OR KO BHI NI BAN NY DETI \

4. SOON